We don't play the songs like the original artists, we play them better. You may find this hard to believe but when you hear us and your face is blown off you will be forced to believe us then!!!!

We are often compared the finest rock bands in the world, and at every place we play the janitors get mad at us because there are pieces of face everywhere and bottles all over the ground from all of the super tasty cocktails we like to drink while we're on stage.

We know Tae Kwon Do and have achieved green belts in every martial art except for ninja.

Even our most casual conversations and light observances are funnier than Robin Williams has ever been.

We can see colors outside of the normal color spectrum. The only other creatures that can do this are Donkey Kongs.